HAPPY V DAY EVERYONE!
‘V is for Valentine’
Belated Valentines & In Advance Vagina Monday.
Hah.




Designer & Illustrator based in London. I specialise in UI/UX, branding, hand-drawn illustration & painting.
HAPPY V DAY EVERYONE!
‘V is for Valentine’
Belated Valentines & In Advance Vagina Monday.
Hah.




A1 x 4 Limited Edition Giçlee prints on Hahnemühle Photo Rag 310 gsm a heavy-weight fine art paper with a smooth matt finish, from high-res detailed scans of all the originals. Each print will also come with a signed and numbered certificate of authenticity.
Lots of moving parts!
This summer has been pretty stressful. Although I had lots of fun illustrations projects (which I can’t share because although I prefer my gratification instantly other people are really, really slow about publishing things. Sigh. NOW NOW NOW ) they were virtually simultaneously AND we were looking for a house AND I really hate admin. So.
Mega stress.
I’m glad 2015 is nearly over. I’m looking forward to going home in a month to the Bom for NRI season.
Hopefully in 2016 I’ll have:
Speaking of cats, I finally finished a drawing I done in-between all the other work and life admin.
Btw: Someone sent me an article in the midday where I am mentioned in reference to art waffle but I haven’t read it yet. I’m too tired.
The author initially wanted me to write stuff about art waffle but the second I tried I realised I wouldn’t be able to write about academise because even writing academise gibberish actually makes my skin crawl. Perhaps someone else can read it and explain it to me? Via conceptual sculpture or dance preferably. Followed by an explanation about the concept that makes no sense and uses a bunch of academic art waffle strung together.
Ah it’s been so long since I had good Spam.
(Unrelated featured image from an old sketchbook. It’s a found bit of card for spiritual ‘healers’ that were scattered all over Brixton at one point. I had a collection)
HELLO DEAR
– Oh my
Pardon me for Contacting You Through this media. But please I am in Desperate Need of your assistance; My Name is YAMATTY SIBAYAN the wife of Mr. MATALAM SIBAYAN Mayor of Rizal in Cagayan Province. Who Was recently in the Philippine Killed by Gunmen on JUNE 12TH 2014.
– My deepest condolences for the death of your fake husband.
Well Threat During the late husband on my life ,He gave me the total sum of U.S. $ 5,500.000 (Five million Five hundred Thousand united states dollars) and asks me to put it in a metallic box .
– Well threat indeed. But I’m glad she spelled out the amount for me. I was almost going to start counting the zeros on one hand
Then deposit it in a security and finance company abroad just in case anything ever Happen to him .
– I’m glad she already mentioned he was dead or I’d start to get an ominous premonition right about now that our Dear dear Mr. SIBAYAN is bound have an unfortunate accident
I did deposit the total sum as He gave it to me under a secret arrangement as a family valuable.
– What a good wife.
This Means That the security company does Not Know the content of this metallic box.
– Sure, reliable security companies never ask you to disclose the contents of mysterious metal boxes. Or require insurance papers filled.
Since the death of my late husband , the Philippine state government has blocked me and my late husband accounts Through the help of my late husband family. Also my late husband brothers succeeded in Collecting Have All Our properties from me That is under my control and They Are Still looking for more.
– Those villains!
Therefore I am Contacting you to help me secure the sum Which I Explain to you above , for the future of my kids. Since my late husband family made it impossible for me to move out of my late husband in Philippine house
– Those late villains!
Please do tell me if I can trust you as Who Will Not sit on this money When You Claim it.
– But I do enjoy sitting on money. I like it when the notes and coins get faintly warm and sweaty.
I am willing to Give you 20% of the total sum in box After That You Have successfully secured it. Reasons for safety so That I can come over to meet you there in your country for you to help me invest the money in a good business
– Wait, I thought your villainous in-laws had you under lockdown? Are you planning on escaping and if so what is your plan? I feel like you might be underestimating their villainy.
Also I don’t know anything about business. I just like to sit on money.
i will like to hear from you so that i will Immediately know if i can trust you with all my heart and if you are capable so that i Can send you my pictures
– I hope these pictures are nudes
and my international passport and all the documents so That You Will Better Understand and I will wait your message on my private Best regards
MRS YAMATTY SIBAYAN
– if you are sending nudes I sinceriously (sincere + seriously) hope they include your privates lady.
News News News.
1. New work for Kulture Shop Up here
2. One of the many artists featured here (not sure why it’s a gendered list but I’ll take it!)
Polka Cafe: Top Women Illustrators in India
3. I also FINALLY had business cards made.
Now just to work out how I hand these out, awkwardly, like a doofus.
Maybe I should do it Japanese Businessman style, both hands presenting card edges while bowing slightly “Please accept this humble persons worthless card.”
Double spread of Portrait of Quiff in Foliage
Showroom / ISSUE No 1 / poster art curated by Lovebirds /
OUT NOW /
Featuring
Now Available in Lovebirds Hauz Khas Village store and other selected stores.


Some photos from the show at Sitara Studio.
Thanks to all who came and to Nikhil & Shubhangi for the organising!
For my birthday a friend wrote me this AMAZING academic style bio. (Academic yet humorous)
Naturally, this cannot fail to please even the most humble of egos. And my ego blossomed delightfully reading it.
I don’t know who’d be interested in reading my fake artist bio but it must be posted! It’s quite excellent.
As part of a trade bargain for producing such academia for me the friend will get a portrait (click here).
Additionally as soon as said friend is done with their torturous PhD I’m going to convince her to write a piece of erotic fiction in a similar style of academic gibberish that I will then illustrate.
Dr. Anokhi Parikh
Born in a “small tin shack in Juhu”1 to artist parents and trained in the lesser-known Jamnabai School of thought, Shroff is a minority artist of immeasurable talent. Her adolescent experiences of being forcefully ensconced on the beach by the heterosexual Hindu male body, the formative National Institute of Design rejection, as well as the reductive educational milieu forced upon her in her school art class, have shaped her Parsi-lesbian artistic practice.
Her work seeks to foreground what she calls the besharam. The formation of her own subjectivity can be seen through the lense of the besharam – the drawing of nudes, sex and animal-human hybrids, reify her “discomfort” with her own body.
Through her ongoing obsession with the alien persona of Tilda Swinton as well as her bird-people, she pushes the boundaries of what is human, and what is animal. In that sense, her work can be called autobiographical. Her illustrations explore the relationship between synaesthesia and bodily cultures. With influences as diverse as E-News and This American Life, they capture the new tensions distilled from both opaque and transparent discourses of pop culture.
Shroff’s highly vivid work on the relationship between patriarchal transport practices and the eroticization of the violent everyday is a masterpiece of enigmatic exactness. In the Rape Rick (Figure 1.1), she shows how everyday forms of mobility intersect with subjective paranoia transmitted along lines of kinship: i.e. from mother to daughter.
Through the garish colours and bodily objects, the work is a problematisation of the relationship between the ideology of feminist protectionism and the expression of sexualised corporeality. However, careful dissection of the relationship between the “divisibility of communicative interaction and the systemization of the gaze suffers from its artist’s almost complete ignorance of the Frankfurt school.”2 Her most incisive critiques of gender and the performance of feminism can be read in her phantom journal
‘Habits and Hijabs’.
Figure 1.1: Rape Rick
1 Kale, A. 2014. Interview: Janine Shroff. Astray http://astray.in/interviews/janine-shroff
2 University of Chicago. 2014. http://writing-program.uchicago.edu/toys/randomsentence/
Janine occupies a particular kind of spatial habitus. Frequented by Lesbians and Leo, it is a space within which she exerts cultural capital as well as symbolic power. It is a virtual space, dominated by social media and a multitude of irreverent blogs, one where “crotch shots” and “vagina posts” are uploaded with alarming alacrity. It is through the production of this space, that Janine most firmly asserts herself and her politics. In this space Shroff demonstrates her fundamental and violent opposition to the global problem of the ‘culture of breeding’. This is further elaborated in her dystopian work, The Breeders
(Figure 1.2). Here, the juxtaposition of the industrial factory and domestic body, creates a simulacra of body as a baby-producing machine and engenders disgust from the viewer. It is precisely this heteronormative gaze that the piece challenges through a semiotic rejection of the child-producing normative ideal.
Figure 1.2: The Breeders
Shroff’s work has been well received in both the mainstream and the fringes of the art world. Scholars and critics have referred to her work as “’disturbing,” “arresting,” “surrealistic and fantastic”. Her work can be found for viewing at http://www.janineshroff.co.uk and for adornment at Kulture Shop, Bandra and Society 6.
References
Arty Bollocks generator, 2014. http://www.artybollocks.com/
Kale, A. 2014. Interview: Janine Shroff. Astray http://astray.in/interviews/janine-shroff
Shroff, J. 2013. http://www.janineshroff.co.uk
Shroff, J. 2016 (forthcoming). Habits and Hijabs.
Shroff J. 2014. Facebook Profile
University of Chicago. 2014. http://writing-program.uchicago.edu/toys/randomsentence/
HELP NEEDED:
After being reminded by 3 separate people about showing work I’d like to organise an exhibition of my work sometime in 2015 but I have no idea how to go about it.
Does anyone happen to know of a space that I could use maybe in London in 2015? Or Any other advice would be helpful.
I have a bunch of new work, some old and a couple of sketch books that I’d like to show.
I’ll also be in Bombay from Dec 14-28th.
New work in aid of Design for Kashmir
News news new! There really is no news.
I have Great British Bake Off withdrawal so I’ve taken to re-watching the entire season again.
Genderlog blog post
Well the Indie Art Sale launch seems to have gone really well.
Visual Disobedience feature in the Sunday Midday here will be hosting an art exhibition in Mumbai to launch their website.
Continue reading “Indie Art Sale! – 22 & 23 Sept – All Set To Go”
A new curated online art platform that is being launched in Bombay
Continue reading “Visual Disobedience Featured in the Sunday Midday”